yes, probably because it is. i’m not very unique in any sense whatsoever.
- What’s the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to you?
- Have you ever been depressed? Are you currently depressed? Explain why.
- Do you experience anxiety? Explain how it feels.
- Have you ever been psychoanalyzed? (With a psychiatrist as opposed to a therapist.) Explain the final diagnosis.
- Have you ever been to therapy? How many hours in sessions have you completed in total?
- Do you self-mutilate/self-harm? If so, explain your method of choice and why it’d be difficult for you to stop. If not, have you ever?
- If you could pick one culminative experience that has made you what you are today, which would it be?
- Name some of your vices (bad habits).
- List every drug, illegal or over-the-counter, that you’ve taken. Explain your first experience with each entry.
- Do you read? Has a book ever changed you? Which book and why?
- List your top ten favorite anythings. Anything from books to brands of cigarettes acceptable.
- Explain, in detail, the reasoning behind your last breakup.
- Are you an atheist? Defend your answer.
- If you were offered a free sex change, would you consider it?
- Would you consider yourself addicted to technology?
- Explain your mandatory sleeping conditions. (i.e Television on, light off, electric fan on, etc.)
- What is love? Defend your answer.
- Explain your last sexual encounter in vivid detail (intercourse is not mandatory to be considered a sexual experience).
- Knowing what you know now, would you prefer to live in a blissful ignorance?
- Give the first name of somebody that you know that you’d absolutely ravish in bed.
- What are your opinions on the Westboro Baptist Church?
- Are you financially capable of living on your own?
- In detail, explain your morning routine from the moment you awake to the moment you walk out of the front door.
- How frequently do you masturbate?
- If you could assume the life of anybody (answer can be a fictional character, if you must) in the history of mankind, who would it be?
(Source : frank-miller)
Wherever I went in my life, I met people wanting to gobble up something new. Gobble up a new car. Gobble up a new piece of property. Gobble up the latest toy. And then they wanted to tell you about it. ‘Guess what I got? Guess what I got?’
You know how I interpreted that? These were people so hungry for love that they were accepting substitutes. They were embracing material things and expecting a sort of hug back. But it never works. You can’t substitute material things for love or for gentleness or for tenderness or for a sense of comradeship.
Money is not a substitute for tenderness, and power is not a substitute for tenderness. I can tell you, as I’m sitting here dying, when you most need it, neither money nor power will give you the feeling you’re looking for, no matter how much of them you have."
— Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie (via atramentum)